I need to lighten up a bit. Quiet (I TRUST) weekend coming up. Haircut and highlights is as exciting as it will get plus a pot luck at church for the Feast of St Nicolas. We've never done that before. I am in a quandry wondering if St. Nicolas would bring cosmetics as a gift for the Tweeny? Rebel says she wants to attend. Church would be good for her, just not sure I want her with me these days!
In the meantime....
if WOMEN ruled the world.....
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Its always good to laugh sweetie.
If I may add to your post:
If women ruled the world ...
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity
"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks"
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.
Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit".
Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments
Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.
All toilet seats would be nailed down.
Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.
All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator
During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds
Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.
After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.
BTW, I DO think that St.Nicholas would indeed bring a bit of makeup to Tweeny. At least you know that St.Nicholas would choose moderate tones, eh?
Be cool with the Rebel. I know you are quite upset with her. I would welcome the chance to go to church with her.
i love ya, sweetie,
*hugs*
~ skupper
funny! Ah yes... in the other world of women...
And NO... I am NOT male bashing... as there are many males who I consider my friends... and they know who they are and I enjoy their company and friendship.
As for the rest of the ratassmoronpatheticdrinkingbastard-jackasses... well.. they usually do NOT know who they are anyway...
Rebel... sick all weekend... probably first Saturday night she was home in over a year.
A quiet weekend was had by all!
Marie
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