13 things done to you at a check up by the doctor
(in this case the nurse practitioner
whose schedule wasn't booked til New Years.)
whose schedule wasn't booked til New Years.)
1. ears poked
2. eyes blinded
3. boobs smushed
4. knees cracked
5. toes tickled
6. back thumped
7. no I don't do street drugs
8. tongue twisted
9. blood drawn
10. stomach pushed
11. pelvis prodded
12. only one glass a night.. seriously!
13. speculum... up there poke poke Yes I know I have a tipped cervix
2 comments:
The episode of Family Guy where Peter gets his first prostate exam has me in stitches every time I think about it.
Richard Jeni's bit about prostate-tude is a riot as well.
yeah...the spousal unit is 56 years old and has NEVER had an exam... of any kind.... but "he's fine!" doesn't need to do this.
Do you think he's got issues?
I need to get this done annually to reassure my self. Now that I am on the brink or ancientness - the tests are increasing and so are the amount of vitamins I need to swallow daily! LOL
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