A late night Sunday SIlly..... Dear Abby....

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need
your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've
suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer,
the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the
girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always
says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I
always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving
off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why?

Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell
phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and
screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was
I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think
deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided
I was going to park my BMW motor cycle next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when
she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Beemer, that I notice
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
dealer?

Sincerely,

Harvey


She rolls her eyes!
I haven't had much private time to post. I hope to pop a note
or two this week. In the mean time... laugh with me people... laugh
with me.