In no particular painful order.....
1. Sticking a fork in your eye
2. Chewing glass
3. Bamboo under the finger nails
4. Eating liver & onions
5. Sticking your tongue on that frost fence in the winter time.
6. The sound of nails on a chalk board. (Does anyone do this
anymore?)
7. Natural childbirth
8. Scraping ice off car windows at 7:45 in the morning when the wind
is howling and it's only -15 below zero
9. Cleaning up after kids who've been upchucking hotdogs and kraft
dinner.(Oh? you didn't hear about the latest gastro thing?)
10. Stubbing your toe on the bed post in the middle of night as you
try to find your way back to bed after getting up for a glass of water
11.Hurling down the extremely high altitude, extremely steep water
slide at the West Edmonton Mall Water Park and praying your bathing suit
bottom doesn't rip right off your body from the pressure of smacking the
water!.
12. Burning your tongue on scalding hot water because you are afraid
to drink even a stupid low-alcohol beer because of all the extra
strength Advil forpain in your body
13. Two root canals in one week - the freezing not taking and four
needles to finally get numbed up! ( I blame the Advil!)
Hope all my faithful readers are having a pain free week!
OY!
Don't worry ... "the real me" will be back soon!
2 comments:
Feel Better Girlie!
Not sure I want to know about #9, but you know that whole curiosity thing.
*giggle*
~skupper
Hey the tooth pain is better today. Down to mild throbbing thanks to the stronger anti biotics. No more shooting pain through half my cheek and jaw.
RE:#9... that's more one of those things you find out AFTER the fact. Your kid is up all night barfing and the NEXT day you learn there has been a killer gastro bug running rampant through the kid's school Too late to do much about it! LOL
Word count... still behind but at 8856! Still haven't killed anyone though!
M
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